Dickies 12 oz duck cotton carpenter pants in the overwide one size fits most 38Wx32L. Belt them down to size as a paper bag waist and wear them into the ground. Allover 360 degree hand painted graphic that snakes across seam lines, over belt loops, under pockets. Bulbous, spiny tendrils that envelop your entire lower half, an abstract urban camouflage and silhouette-breaker.
Let these stay with you forever. Wear them until they fade and then send them back for a touch-up if you want. In a year, in 10 years, for $75
Measurements: Waist: 19.5" Hips: 25" Front Rise: 13" Back Rise: 17" Inseam: 32" Thigh: 14.5" Hem: 9"